And a new zoo near Rotherham is being advertised with the slogan: "The tigers of Wath are wiser than the horses of instruction".

I hear that the new zoo's pubic parking lot is located near the lama exhibit, which is in between the cage holding the panters and the aviary with the puffins, canes and cots.

The new Marie Park, however, is where one can see Wales, sharks, jellyish, sea-hores and coal reefs.

My client, a Mr Bun, is pleased with me. I have just helped him set up an online baking facility.