How odd! Had a Chinese delivered last night and they'de sent some fried ice to accompany my spicy chicken wigs.

I get my large hips from the fat food place up the road.

Chekhov's parents couldn't even be bothered to name him. Just called him Anon.

Just had to tell you - my younger son's doing well at school. In swimming, he's learning how to read water.

Kim] He likes being in the poo, then ?

I love the practising the beast stroke with other swimmers.

This isn't a lost consonant as such, but simply a mis-read by me of a sign on Lewisham station (possibilities for a new game?): "For your personal security and safety, this station is filled with security cameras."