Tony Blair is not King, but he should reign. (Kim) I'm still trying to work out what I meant by my remark on your penultimate posting. Oh dear!

Like any good rugby player Tony Blair will, in the true spirit of the game, deny that an oppositon try is fair.

I gather that Tony Blair has a hear problem.

It is said that men with large aggressive dogs only have them to compensate for having a small dog.

That's interesting, Rosie, as I was speaking to a woman the other day who stated quite emphatically that large chested women tend to get oodles more than their smaller counterparts.

That's interesting. I was in my local chinese restaurant yesterday. I asked for a small portion of rice but was given oodles.

How odd! Had a Chinese delivered last night and they'de sent some fried ice to accompany my spicy chicken wigs.

I get my large hips from the fat food place up the road.

Chekhov's parents couldn't even be bothered to name him. Just called him Anon.

Just had to tell you - my younger son's doing well at school. In swimming, he's learning how to read water.

Kim] He likes being in the poo, then ?

I love the practising the beast stroke with other swimmers.

This isn't a lost consonant as such, but simply a mis-read by me of a sign on Lewisham station (possibilities for a new game?): "For your personal security and safety, this station is filled with security cameras."