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This game's going downhill - I'm off to have a pee at the telly.
I am advised that watching so called 'reality' shows on television is not good for those living in drought stricken areas. Apparently it's not good for the rain.
There are plenty of electricians in Stratford-on-AVO.
Did anyone see the pictures of the terrible food in Cornwall this morning ?
Yes, after such a fright I thought everyone there looked a little pasty.
Meanwhile at the Olympics, the host nation is rocked by the scandal involving two of their top printers.
If the Olympics were in Finland they could have sailing and call it the 1500 meres.
The Finns are a very friendly people, which is why they are so good at allying.
One of the Baltic States has such great admiration for our public schools that they have named their country after one - Etonia.
The americans seem to have the most effective simmer.
As a competitive nation, we seem to be pretty good at ailing.
Booze is good for you. That's why doctors often prescribe Pils.
Kines and lives are important to farmers.
If you are one of those people who enjoys the feel of a warm whisky sliding down the throat, check your ancestry, you are possibly a sot.
Selling errors is the domain of the fourth estate.
Actually, the fourth estate are better known for their headlies.
In other news, I see Britain managed to get another gold meal. Better than a barium one, surely.
It does seem that, as well as ailing, the British are also good at owing.
We also won a Gold in Tree-day Eventing. Did the Greeks have any Gods in the end ?
I particularly like the sow jumping. You need a good hose to stand a chance of winning.
I watched a bit of yacthing and the boats were all going pretty low due to a light win.
How lovely to see that terribly thin english girl win a meal in the 400m.
I'm glad to see Kelly Holmes won the old medal, although it did look reasonably new to me.
If we're talking metallic elements, then a gold meal must be better than a barium meal.
My father was a chemist. Every so often he would tell me the periodic tale of the elements.
Rosie] Did you read even moves before yours ? Same on you. You have given me a hock.
Robin] Did your dad sell condos ?
(st d) Er, apparently not. What a c***. Dreadful sorry. No posting just now; I've got to go and lie down.
Rosie] Are you going to seep ?
I am sure Rosie is suffering from nothing that a few pins wouldn't fix.
soft] Are you suggesting that Rosie should try get some kind of ice rink ?
[Rosie] Try getting randy next time you're down the off-licence. It works for me! [st d] No, he was the sort of chemist who mixed things in test tubs.
As we're all egotists I should have looked more carefully at earlier posings.
Rosie] You should try gasses. I find I see things clearer if I squit a little.
Robin] I see, a roper chemist ? Ten things would be different for him then, not having a hop but working in a lab.
These scientists eh? I've just heard that my cousin has just gained a fist degree and will now graduate as a bi-chemist.
Sex is like conversation with royalty - never peak unless poken to.
Royalty? Are they the people who live in a place called Buckingham?
Did you know that the Queen only holds her position because her father was kin?
Whoops! Please ignore my last but one. *consonants, Dujon, consonants!*
On the subject of royalty, what do you think of the Price of Ales?
He's a rather dunk character, isn't he?
often found in the countess' arms popping up the bra with a lass of gin
I am of the opinion that the Price of Wales is outrageous.
[Software] Oh how I agree - and did you know, his mistress's cooked teeth are insured for 20,000 ponds?
lost consonant/vowel ... whatever
I feel sorry for lost owls.
To those of you who have just finished ravelling it is important that you take time to unwind.
Don't rush home with stuff nicked from the garden centre or you might get caught by a seed camera.
Speed cameras are dangerous - if you go past too quickly they lash at you.
I wonder if it is possible to be so fat that the camera can't take a picture of you ?
I'd drink beer more often but I'm camra shy. Dropped vowel alert!
I love woking at home.
After reading about "The Woman In White" over on the MCiOS "Books" game, I realised that Andrew Lloyd Weber has written another hit musical.
Does it feature lots of rap music then?
robin] Yep. Every last word is rap.
Some people, particularly in America, think that if you carry a gun you're less likely to be armed.
My grandfather used to carry a word stick to fend off robers.
I was always told to have a decent pee before I started fencing classes.
Food is readily available on the moon due to the extensive catering.
In space, no one can hear you cream.
I often feel aroused on waking.
I must submit that I always look forward to bed tie. [Rosie] Too much information!
Breaking news: "John Reid attacked on heath", or did I misread that?
I was so tired after the opera I just flopped on to the diva. (Softers) Yep, tautologous. :-(. (Kim) Unfortunately not.
Rosie] Did she continue to sin for you ?
It seems to me that what is emanating from the party conference is mostly sin.
Tony Blair is not King, but he should reign. (Kim) I'm still trying to work out what I meant by my remark on your penultimate posting. Oh dear!
Like any good rugby player Tony Blair will, in the true spirit of the game, deny that an oppositon try is fair.
I gather that Tony Blair has a hear problem.
It is said that men with large aggressive dogs only have them to compensate for having a small dog.
That's interesting, Rosie, as I was speaking to a woman the other day who stated quite emphatically that large chested women tend to get oodles more than their smaller counterparts.
That's interesting. I was in my local chinese restaurant yesterday. I asked for a small portion of rice but was given oodles.
How odd! Had a Chinese delivered last night and they'de sent some fried ice to accompany my spicy chicken wigs.
I get my large hips from the fat food place up the road.
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