mc5 - Electric sock treatment

These scientists eh? I've just heard that my cousin has just gained a fist degree and will now graduate as a bi-chemist.

Sex is like conversation with royalty - never peak unless poken to.

Royalty? Are they the people who live in a place called Buckingham?

Did you know that the Queen only holds her position because her father was kin?

Whoops! Please ignore my last but one. *consonants, Dujon, consonants!*

On the subject of royalty, what do you think of the Price of Ales?

He's a rather dunk character, isn't he?

often found in the countess' arms popping up the bra with a lass of gin

I am of the opinion that the Price of Wales is outrageous.

[Software] Oh how I agree - and did you know, his mistress's cooked teeth are insured for 20,000 ponds?

lost consonant/vowel ... whatever

I feel sorry for lost owls.

To those of you who have just finished ravelling it is important that you take time to unwind.

Don't rush home with stuff nicked from the garden centre or you might get caught by a seed camera.

Speed cameras are dangerous - if you go past too quickly they lash at you.

I wonder if it is possible to be so fat that the camera can't take a picture of you ?

I'd drink beer more often but I'm camra shy. Dropped vowel alert!

I love woking at home.

After reading about "The Woman In White" over on the MCiOS "Books" game, I realised that Andrew Lloyd Weber has written another hit musical.

Does it feature lots of rap music then?

robin] Yep. Every last word is rap.