mc5 - Electric sock treatment

A soldier in military hospital was discharged from the war the other day.

[Plump] Visiting my local supermarket today, I was taken aback by the number of ears, rapes and Orangs on display.

While I in the supermarket, I bought some sliced bee to put in my sandwiches.

Can't understand why I'm so pissed - I only had two pins.

My doctor, who is a keen D.I.Y. type, tells me that there is now a simple step-by-step procedure for those with ladder problems.

An unnerving ladder problem is getting half way up and discovering that there is a rug missing.

New legislation coming in 2006 will make it illegal to sell non-prescription rugs in the UK.