No, but I have noticed Bill Clinton's new book "My Lie". I also remember that the Israeli PM, Golda Meyer wrote a book under the same title which I always thought quite ironic.

I thought I'd tell you how laborious arithmetic used to be but nobody wants to read a logarithm tale. (Softers) Nice one(s).

I am blessed with three given names. Given that my father was a surveyor and lay-preacher he was obviously well versed in trionometry. (For those not up on their latin - trionometry - three names without measure.)

People are less foul-mouthed in the hot weather because they wear less. It's f****** hot today, though.

Standing on a crowded train, its the seat that makes you really uncomfortable.

French broadcasting is vey poor - the only have Radio Fou.

Years ago I used to like to listen to the irate radio stations.

On Tuesday our local supermarket was affected by a large food.

A soldier in military hospital was discharged from the war the other day.

[Plump] Visiting my local supermarket today, I was taken aback by the number of ears, rapes and Orangs on display.