Very little traffic in East Anglia, which is why you can enjoy a relaxing holiday on the Norfolk Roads.

I've often wondered why the population of No folk is so sparse.

Expatriate Spaniards in that part of the world who wish to worship could always go to El Cathedral.

Yeah, but it gets expensive if you're a Godfaring type. Of course, Agnostics travel half-Godfare, and Atheists don't have to pay at all. Mind you, you're supposed to kneel when you pay, and you have to say the Lord's Payer or something, but I've never understood what buying tickets at a Cricket ground have to do with religion. Maybe that's how they ended up with bats in the belfry and all. Of course they don't have that problem in the U.S. where TV evangelists urge you to pay when they're on the ox. Apparently, if you covet an ox, you can end up in Hell. They tell me God put it on a tone tablet, but I don't believe it, and tone tablets don't taste half as good as they sound.

I went into my garage yesterday and found it was full of garage.

I found 3 adders in mine.

I'm glad we've started posing in this game again, it went quit quit for a few days.

Probably due to Thrax's massive pot.

I think fundamentalist Christians shouldn't take the Holy Bile at face value.

[plum] me nether

How can astrology be an ancient belief if its predictions depend on the positions of planes? (Chalky) Your bum.....?

That I feel is too general, sir. Surely it was based mainly on the constellations they saw lying about in the sky?

What about the myth of the cow who jumped over the moo?

[Chalky] You were clearly posing on the wrong site, here.

The Americans refer to The Plough as The Big Dipper. They're entitled to, of course, because it's in the constellation of USA Major. (Duj) You can't see it down there, can you? It's still going round. :-)

Quite correct, Rosie. Nor do we see the dogs, ta for the reminder. Which is partly a lie, as Orion and his dogs sit almost on the zenith during our summer and makes a great centre piece between the Hyades and Pleiades - what a wonderful sight that can be!

All this interest in SARS isn't healthy.