mc5 - Electric sock treatment

I used to like watching the Women's cricket team getting ready for a bat.

I got picked for the Royal Household XI because I was good at bowing.

I was dropped by the Anorexics XI just because I was a fat bowler.

I used to drive their team tour bus, but then they went on trike after bad light stopped pay.

I remember - you were a very low diver and you kept locking the rod so I couldn't ass you.

I used to wince at they way you changed ears.