mc5 - Electric sock treatment

Hmm, makes you sound like a Peeing Tom to me.

Presumably a peeing tom is somebody who likes to have a loo.

I thought they liked watching women getting hanged.

I used to like watching the Women's cricket team getting ready for a bat.

I got picked for the Royal Household XI because I was good at bowing.

I was dropped by the Anorexics XI just because I was a fat bowler.