mc5 - Electric sock treatment

I had some pink Vodka it was 70% poof.

That yard of ale on the wall looks filthy. I'll just take it down, swoosh it around and then sick it back up again.

I wonder if foxy ladies like to go cubbing. (Plump) Gin, surely?

Nothing warms me up on a winter's day than a Hot Todd.

[Rosie] I enjoyed your rat.

If garages emplyed female mechanics you'd never get a moment's peace because of all the torque wenches. (Kim) Cheers.

They say the car is just an extension of your pens. (I'll get my cat)

The pen is mightier than the word.

Its only Tuesday but it already feels like a long wee.

Yes, but it's the start of a new moth. Maybe we ought to keep the widows shut after dark.

"There is a French widow in every room". © Gerard Hoffnung ca. 1965

There is a beautiful girl in the house opposite me. I can see her through the double-gazing.

Hmm, makes you sound like a Peeing Tom to me.

Presumably a peeing tom is somebody who likes to have a loo.

I thought they liked watching women getting hanged.

I used to like watching the Women's cricket team getting ready for a bat.

I got picked for the Royal Household XI because I was good at bowing.

I was dropped by the Anorexics XI just because I was a fat bowler.

I used to drive their team tour bus, but then they went on trike after bad light stopped pay.

I remember - you were a very low diver and you kept locking the rod so I couldn't ass you.