mc5 - Electric sock treatment

Scotland has two main primary industries: lamb farming and stand-up comedian mining.

disputes last move

hangs his head in sham

I am so befuddled that I'm going to have to piss on the carpet, having completely lost the pot.

I can get drunk on just one pin. Real Ale warning!

I can never make up my mind whether I prefer Cognac or Armagnac, so I have to drink several brands, just to be sure.

Then there was this German who walked into a pub and asked for "a pint, bitte". (Kim, Softers) Top stuff!

If you have lemonade in your bee, it's handy.

Only the seriously devout real-ale types think it's important to have a straight-sided lass.

There's certainly nothing much more pleasant than a good old hat over a decent head.

I've swallowed a good few pins in my time.