Err, Morecambe ... apologies to all the shrimps.

Also in Cornwall are the converted Chin Clay pits where various different climates have been built into trees - the Den Project

Cornish arbours are a good place to fish for cabs.

So the jewel in the crown of South West England is coal? That really fuels my ire! Still, whilst in some ways it's not as quite as lean as others I've tried, eating fat works well.

I'm not sure about south wet England - I thought more coal came from ales.

Moving to the other end of the country, is it only drunks that live in Sotland? (Gets coat, hard hat and has car engine running...)

Scotland has two main primary industries: lamb farming and stand-up comedian mining.