mc5 - Electric sock treatment

On my local course, I often dive straight into the water.

Golf is a good walk soiled.

Wasn't it Oscar Wide who said that?

It's at the ninteenth that you see all the best sots.

For my tee shot at this Par 5, I use a tree wood.

But, for a flat lie, the best club is an even iron.

For bunkers, I have a sad edge.

Confronted by a family of wild ears on the course? Just grab the first cub you can.

A number of heavy lorries have crashed through the polar ice, joining others at the bottom of the Artic Ocean.

A friend of mine just bought himself an articulate vehicle. He tells me that (unfortunately for him) its performance is pure rap.

I drive a large lorry delivering photocopier and laser printer parts - it's a 48 toner.