Like pilots, golfers should keep to the airways.

I stopped going to my local course - too many roughs and lags.

Mind you, when I resigned, the Club Professional (he's the one who gives lessons and should know about these things) said he was sorry to see me go as I was a right hit at the game.

On my local course, I often dive straight into the water.

Golf is a good walk soiled.

Wasn't it Oscar Wide who said that?

It's at the ninteenth that you see all the best sots.