mc5 - Electric sock treatment

Unfortunately I tend to talk with my mouth full; it's my bread and utter.

One needs to exercise more decorum eith inner arties.

Yes, if you don't exercise decorum, the other guests may be shocked and let out a gas.

That's neat, Darren, but is it art?

Well, whatever it is, I hope it's not far.

I've heard spouts are good for that...

Some asses smell. Most are lean.

Flatus contains a fair amount of ethane. Er . . very subtle chemical-type joke. Ahem.

Has anyone mentioned the death treats that Michael Owen has apparently been getting ?

It must be worrying to a politician when he gets a death treat and realises that his lie is at risk.

I think most politicians would be more scared of losing their eats than their lies.