mc5 - Electric sock treatment

I used to like fok siners in the '60's, like the Sining Nun, for example.

Surely they were overshadowed by the Beales?

Not to mention The Doos?

Most instruments in a jazzband are in B flat and some players get a bit sniffy if they have to play harps. (This is true, regrettably. St Louis Blues is in G, not F. Likewise Birdland, Lady be Good etc etc. Grrr!)

Dujon

I met a bloke in a g-string once; fortunately for me we didn't lick.

plump

I licked a piece of dog shit off my shoe.Luckily I had a long sick in my jacket pocket.

Dujon

Whilst we are on that subject, I wonder what the ladies thought of that ill Clinton bloke?

Dujon

And again; what do the ladies think of the U.K.'s rime Minister? Cold or what?

Dujon

Still, old Ted Heat hardly set the world on fire, whizzing around in his ailing boats and all.

Rosie

When insurance companies dispose of old cars they like to have a little ceremony. A sort of rite-off.

Software

I owed my old car to the crap yard where they put it in the rusher.