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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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Rosie
Most instruments in a jazzband are in B flat and some players get a bit sniffy if they have to play harps.
(This is true, regrettably. St Louis Blues is in G, not F. Likewise Birdland, Lady be Good etc etc. Grrr!)
Dujon
I met a bloke in a g-string once; fortunately for me we didn't lick.
plump
I licked a piece of dog shit off my shoe.Luckily I had a long sick in my jacket pocket.
Dujon
Whilst we are on that subject, I wonder what the ladies thought of that ill Clinton bloke?
Dujon
And again; what do the ladies think of the U.K.'s rime Minister? Cold or what?
Dujon
Still, old Ted Heat hardly set the world on fire, whizzing around in his ailing boats and all.
Rosie
When insurance companies dispose of old cars they like to have a little ceremony. A sort of rite-off.
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