Oh stinky pooh! That was a missing vowel.

Still, credit cards are good if you are happy to use the ever ever payment system.

Incidentally, Kim, I have mounted some art pieces in my bedroom.

My headmaster told me I would never mount to anything.

I don't know whether or not this was good, but I was always sow in Junior School - my teachers always seemed to be finishing my wok for me. On the upside, this made me look better.

My mater at our school used to make me sand in the corner with a duce hat on my head.

There's going to be snow next week, and we'll all feel just a bit older.