arrow_circle_left
arrow_circle_up
arrow_circle_right
Electric sock treatment
help
C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
arrow_circle_up
Rosie
Funny sound coming from next door. Hope they haven't got buglers.
Spelling apologies
.
Kim
[Rosie] Its probably just their randy teenage daughter, the little trumpet.
Rosie
She's a bit chubby, probably because she likes Heavy Meal. (Kim)
V. Good!
Thrax
Saw that film Jaws the other day. It's all about a Sark attack. Those Chanel Islands don't half smell y'know.
Software
That's no air! I'm from the Chanel Islands and we don't sell any worse than oters. Besides, what about all our Sing Flowes sent to the UK markes?
Rosie
My mate's gone fishing. His wife always worries that he'll catch cod.
Dujon
I quite understand that, Rosie. Then again, aging has always been fraught with anger.
Software
I can't sand fising. It is so boeing, its just like droning worms in the water.
Rosie
So true, Duj, and even though still quite hirsuite I cannot halt the passing of the ears.
Chalky
The time to start worrying is when your face is covered in winkles and your muscles waken.
Software
I am almost as od as Rosie, so I know how ones boy starts to run to see.
Rosie
One need not age prematurely; just keep one foot in the rave.
st ***********
You all seem to have stopped posing.
penelope
[st *******] I had no reason to arouse until you arrived. Now, though, I'm going to celebrate.
comus
I thought about the ceremony with me and Penelope..she said I was already marred
st dogmael
Has this game come to a hat already ?
Kim
News from the pig., anyone?
Rosie
In the country they've all got shotguns, so that's why Old MacDonald Had An Arm.
Software
I used to live in the county and all the armers had Shoguns and dove to lay pidgeon hoots.
plump
I saw an ox hut and it was very impressive with so many hoses and eagles chasing the ox. Tall o.
Rosie
It's pouring with rain but I need some food so it looks as if I'll have to go sopping.
Dujon
I too had to resort to the hops today (not that that's unusual!)
Kim
The ran in Span stays manly in the plan.
Software
The armers near were I used to live often went out peasant shooting.
penelope
[Softers] Did they use eaters to lush out those tasty birds?
Chalky
Talking of tasty birds, did you see that Clare Short is campaigning against Age Three Girls?
penelope
[Chalky] How can they think of stopping such a popular tradition of 'it' girls?
Rosie
I wanted to read some stories about mathematicians so I got out my old school Logarithm Tales.
Software
I used to find mats hard at school, but I liked woo work.
Rosie
Very progressive school, mine. In the gym we had E.
Software
I was a bit of a sot at school and I became head of our hose.
Rosie
I'm thinking of selling one of my trombones so I'd better practise my sales.
(Softers) Shall we let someone else play?
st dogmael
rosie] I like it when you pay all the time.
Kim
I'm off to bed. It's been a top tart sort of day.
Rosie
(Santa Dogma) Don't be fooled! I'm a Credit Cad.
(Kim) Lucky you. I haven't pulled anyone.
:-(
Dujon
Some are more fortunate than others, I'm a debt card!
Dujon
Oh stinky pooh! That was a missing vowel.
arrow_circle_down
Want to play? Online Crescenteering lives on at
Discord