I was a bit of a sot at school and I became head of our hose.

I'm thinking of selling one of my trombones so I'd better practise my sales. (Softers) Shall we let someone else play?

rosie] I like it when you pay all the time.

I'm off to bed. It's been a top tart sort of day.

(Santa Dogma) Don't be fooled! I'm a Credit Cad. (Kim) Lucky you. I haven't pulled anyone. :-(

Some are more fortunate than others, I'm a debt card!

Oh stinky pooh! That was a missing vowel.

Still, credit cards are good if you are happy to use the ever ever payment system.

Incidentally, Kim, I have mounted some art pieces in my bedroom.

My headmaster told me I would never mount to anything.

I don't know whether or not this was good, but I was always sow in Junior School - my teachers always seemed to be finishing my wok for me. On the upside, this made me look better.