mc5 - Electric sock treatment

pen] Were any of the cocks as impressive as Big Ben ?

Whenever I need to adjust the time I just ask the speaking cock.

I need my cock to wake me up in the morning.

If my cock goes off, on the other hand, it makes me seep.

I find that my cock needs wining regularly, other wise it runs lowly.

I wish *I* had a cock. Maybe I'll get one from Father Christmas.

My cock got suck last week.

[Kim] After you fixed it, and it started ticking again, did your cock get head?

I was playing with my boyfriend's cock the other day, and he said it just ticked.

I need to pick up a suit from the dry-cleaners at 12 o'clock...but I have such trouble telling the tie.

I picked up a wonderful suit when I was playing bridge in Hatfield the other day. Needless to say it was in Herts.

At the office dinner dance on Friday night, evening war was compulsory.

Was that because all the men had to ring their wives?