I be The Darkness it the number one pot. All this talk of the 'goo boo'... well ruthfully, I ever read it.

When you hear it, the Christmas number one is almost always the pis. The best way of avoiding it is, when it starts to lay, tell everyone you have got a violet crap and need a wak outside.

Bob] I hear this year it will be a rap record.

It'll make you omit your turkey.

I think I might ring up my dinner right now.

'Artists' who release Crisma recods should be mad pubic enemy nuber one.

[Wow, I think that's the first time I've ever been simulposted! Nice the way it tells you, and all.]

I have a cod in my nose. I use a issue, but my nose jut rips.

[Tina] Sick some issue up your nostrils - that should stop them dipping.

Personally I would use a fine solution - provided that it is lean.

Nothing works better for me when I have congestion than honey and Leon. The seam really helps cods.