I'm told that my own bred sauce goes down a teat - it's the favour of love.

I don't eat mat, so I'll go for a stuffed arrow with mice tar to follow.

I am looking forward to proudly displaying my new christmas shit at dinner.

st dog] If comes from M&S, it is sure to be quite turdy.

But, while we indule ourselves in the tree-fold sins of slot, glutony and avarie, let us not forge the true meaning of this special tie: celebating of the birth of Chris.

I know the tory about the birth of Chris! It's the one with the sheers and the kins following a huge tar in the sky, isn't it?

[Tuj] The bay in the stale, and the three wise men bringing gits of god, frankinsense and myrhh? I though it was a fair tory. I never believed it myself.

Back in those pre compuetr days, there was never any ROM at the Inn.

... so they had to RAM themselves into a table.