At 3pm? We're usually still owning drinks at that time. Our fast comes later, when we're really amished. I eat my spouts first!

pen] I have heard you like to get your mouth around Russell's Spout.

I always think that arsnips make a welcome addition to the man meal.

It takes more than a little sill to coo a turke properly.

I usually have hot mice pies for desert.

[st d] Not alf.

[Dazed5] Oooh, yes! Mice pies with randy butter! Yum!

I'm told that my own bred sauce goes down a teat - it's the favour of love.

I don't eat mat, so I'll go for a stuffed arrow with mice tar to follow.

I am looking forward to proudly displaying my new christmas shit at dinner.

st dog] If comes from M&S, it is sure to be quite turdy.

But, while we indule ourselves in the tree-fold sins of slot, glutony and avarie, let us not forge the true meaning of this special tie: celebating of the birth of Chris.

I know the tory about the birth of Chris! It's the one with the sheers and the kins following a huge tar in the sky, isn't it?