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Electric sock treatment
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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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Bit of a fan of We We We as it happens.
I quite like Wetlie myself
How about something with bagpies?
Nothing better than a bagpie ban arching along to 'Amazing Race'.
...nor the stirring sound of the massed pies and rums of the cots guards
I just adore the Iliary Aoo (work that one out!)
I ate bagpies.
[penelope] Even though when they're being payed you can see what a Scotsman really wears under his kit?
[Rab] I heard it was y-frots. And that's a sight I don't really want to see.
I heard nothing was won under the kit!
Is it true that a scotsman has sat in his porridge?
[Thos] I don't believe that's the origin of the brown hit.
It's not often these days you see a Scotsman brandishing his long dik.
Having said tat, no words or other harp tings should be waved about in pubic places.
Someboy could get hur.
Still trying to wok out long dik...
It's a type of log-laded agger.
Aah...now I et it.
And don't forget haggis. Tastes as goo as it sounds.
I'm also looking forward to New Ears Day.
and oxing day.
I bet I will get another rap CD from someone.
You could always fog it on eay.
My friends aren't that fond of New Ears. They always get a hagover.
The Sots enjoy it. They go fist fooing.
The spirit self in my cupboard is full of randy bottles.
I like a cool bee, my wife will have a GI with Toni.
I thought it was New Ears Ee hen parties wee, not New Ears Day.
BB] Toni goes down so well.
Christmas is my favorite - all those pesents.
[St.D, BB] Others' ruin, didn't they used to call it?
[PP] I hate Yue
Its the cackers that annoy me. All you get is a pathetic bag, an oversized arty hat, a feeble joe and a git that usually ends up in the bi.
I always like to see the Queens peech
At 3pm? We're usually still owning drinks at that time. Our fast comes later, when we're really amished. I eat my spouts first!
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