mc5 - Electric sock treatment

And don't forget haggis. Tastes as goo as it sounds.

I'm also looking forward to New Ears Day.

and oxing day.

I bet I will get another rap CD from someone.

You could always fog it on eay.

My friends aren't that fond of New Ears. They always get a hagover.

The Sots enjoy it. They go fist fooing.

The spirit self in my cupboard is full of randy bottles.

I like a cool bee, my wife will have a GI with Toni.

I thought it was New Ears Ee hen parties wee, not New Ears Day.

BB] Toni goes down so well.

Christmas is my favorite - all those pesents.

[St.D, BB] Others' ruin, didn't they used to call it?

[PP] I hate Yue

Its the cackers that annoy me. All you get is a pathetic bag, an oversized arty hat, a feeble joe and a git that usually ends up in the bi.

I always like to see the Queens peech

At 3pm? We're usually still owning drinks at that time. Our fast comes later, when we're really amished. I eat my spouts first!

pen] I have heard you like to get your mouth around Russell's Spout.

I always think that arsnips make a welcome addition to the man meal.

It takes more than a little sill to coo a turke properly.

I usually have hot mice pies for desert.