mc5 - Electric sock treatment

Is it true that a scotsman has sat in his porridge?

[Thos] I don't believe that's the origin of the brown hit.

It's not often these days you see a Scotsman brandishing his long dik.

Having said tat, no words or other harp tings should be waved about in pubic places.

Someboy could get hur.

Still trying to wok out long dik...

It's a type of log-laded agger.