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Crescenters announce arrivals at a ball nominated by any player, until topics are exhausted or dying, whereupon another social function is picked and it all begins again.
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And close behind let us welcome Mr and Mrs Castle and their dyslexic son Barnard
BTW Do people with dyslexia suffer from daily sex? (anag)
And sharing the minicab from the North-East is a member of the clergy, Bishop Auckland. (Snodders) Mmm . . . maybe literacy isn't so wonderful. :-)
From Kent, please welcome Mr & Mrs D'scastle and their son, Lee.
From Staffordshire, Mr & Mrs Bington and their son Bob, and from almost next door, Mr & Mrs Tingham and their daughter Pat. Keeping close company from Birmingham are Bill and Lesley, and our first Jewish family, Mr & Mrs Ihull and their son Sol. Following close behind are Mr & Mrs Wood and their daughter Holly, and not far away are Mr & Mrs Slee and their daughter Mo.
From further afield please welcome Mr & Mrs Shus and their son Maurice
Also please welcome Mr & Mrs Assker and their son Al
From a little further east, will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Adelphia and their son Phil.
Ooh, they must have arrived on the same plane - please recognis(z)e the Sylvanias and their daughter Penelope
And all the way from deepest darkest London Town I see Mr and Mrs Sington and their well heeled son, Ken. (Rosie - Agreed but I knwo whihc i'd rathre hvae! Trust you're well)
And close behind are Mr and Mrs Sippi and their beautiful and curvaceous daughter with no name, Missi
Will you please welcome, from Wales via Italy, Mr and Mrs Disi and their son Bryn.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are shocked and delighted with the arrival of the late Walt Neland in the form of his lovely daughter Daisy.
And now let's hear it for Mr and Mrs More and their son Stan.
[Rosie] you forgot his old friend Colin Dale...

Please welcome the holy man from the Eastend Saint Ratford

Please welcome, from Gloucestershire, Mr & Mrs Erstone and their lovely daughter, Bev.
And following them, thier close neighbours Mr & Mrs Chinhampton and thier daughter, Min.
And now please give a big hand for Mr and Mrs Mere and their daughter Hazel.
Mr & Mrs Fordonavon and their son Brad.
And now it's Mr and Mrs Bull and their son Stanley, whom no-one seems to have heard of. Who Is Stan Bull?
Please stand back for these two hippies smoking spliffs, the High Wycombes.
Mr & Mrs Ford and their daughter Biddy.
And yes, just emerging from their G Reg Capri are Mr and Mrs Rickey and their laddish offspring Billy/
And now can we hear it for Mr and Mrs Th and their son Dar(r)en. (Snodders) I did Billericay earlier, but it's way off the top of the page by now. :-)
Mr & Mrs Saul and their sin Wal.
D'oh! - s/sin/son/
And in the distance I see Mr and Mrs Morangie and their 15 year old son Glen (Rosie, Sorry, I will try to keep up!)
They've come a long way, so a big hand for Mr and Mrs Arkand and their son Sam. Or is it daughter? Mrs Nextdoor is Sam. (Snodders) Dunnit meself, mate, but patronisingly excused on the grounds of senile dementia.
Aye up its Mr & Mrs Eva and their sexy daughter Jen
From "the uttermost end of the earth" please welcome Mr and Mrs Agonia and their daughter Pat.
Joining us now are Mr. Deese and his sizzling daughter Haye and behind them approaches the good doctor Dopheles who appears to be escorting his charming assistant Mavis.
Please welcome Mr& Mrs Recoast and their son Ivor
Also welcome Mr & Mrs Ablanker and their daughter Cass
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Ingham and their daughter Gill.
From India, please welcome Mr & Mrs Izes and their son, Dev .
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