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Will you welcome please...
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Crescenters announce arrivals at a ball nominated by any player, until topics are exhausted or dying, whereupon another social function is picked and it all begins again.
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From a little further east, will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Adelphia and their son Phil.
Ooh, they must have arrived on the same plane - please recognis(z)e the Sylvanias and their daughter Penelope
And all the way from deepest darkest London Town I see Mr and Mrs Sington and their well heeled son, Ken. (Rosie - Agreed but I knwo whihc i'd rathre hvae! Trust you're well)
And close behind are Mr and Mrs Sippi and their beautiful and curvaceous daughter with no name, Missi
Will you please welcome, from Wales via Italy, Mr and Mrs Disi and their son Bryn.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are shocked and delighted with the arrival of the late Walt Neland in the form of his lovely daughter Daisy.
And now let's hear it for Mr and Mrs More and their son Stan.
[Rosie] you forgot his old friend Colin Dale...

Please welcome the holy man from the Eastend Saint Ratford

Please welcome, from Gloucestershire, Mr & Mrs Erstone and their lovely daughter, Bev.
And following them, thier close neighbours Mr & Mrs Chinhampton and thier daughter, Min.
And now please give a big hand for Mr and Mrs Mere and their daughter Hazel.
Mr & Mrs Fordonavon and their son Brad.
And now it's Mr and Mrs Bull and their son Stanley, whom no-one seems to have heard of. Who Is Stan Bull?
Please stand back for these two hippies smoking spliffs, the High Wycombes.
Mr & Mrs Ford and their daughter Biddy.
And yes, just emerging from their G Reg Capri are Mr and Mrs Rickey and their laddish offspring Billy/
And now can we hear it for Mr and Mrs Th and their son Dar(r)en. (Snodders) I did Billericay earlier, but it's way off the top of the page by now. :-)
Mr & Mrs Saul and their sin Wal.
D'oh! - s/sin/son/
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