And close behind let us welcome Mr and Mrs Castle and their dyslexic son Barnard

BTW Do people with dyslexia suffer from daily sex? (anag)

And sharing the minicab from the North-East is a member of the clergy, Bishop Auckland. (Snodders) Mmm . . . maybe literacy isn't so wonderful. :-)

From Kent, please welcome Mr & Mrs D'scastle and their son, Lee.

From Staffordshire, Mr & Mrs Bington and their son Bob, and from almost next door, Mr & Mrs Tingham and their daughter Pat. Keeping close company from Birmingham are Bill and Lesley, and our first Jewish family, Mr & Mrs Ihull and their son Sol. Following close behind are Mr & Mrs Wood and their daughter Holly, and not far away are Mr & Mrs Slee and their daughter Mo.

From further afield please welcome Mr & Mrs Shus and their son Maurice

Also please welcome Mr & Mrs Assker and their son Al

From a little further east, will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Adelphia and their son Phil.

Ooh, they must have arrived on the same plane - please recognis(z)e the Sylvanias and their daughter Penelope

And all the way from deepest darkest London Town I see Mr and Mrs Sington and their well heeled son, Ken. (Rosie - Agreed but I knwo whihc i'd rathre hvae! Trust you're well)

And close behind are Mr and Mrs Sippi and their beautiful and curvaceous daughter with no name, Missi

Will you please welcome, from Wales via Italy, Mr and Mrs Disi and their son Bryn.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are shocked and delighted with the arrival of the late Walt Neland in the form of his lovely daughter Daisy.

And now let's hear it for Mr and Mrs More and their son Stan.

[Rosie] you forgot his old friend Colin Dale...

Please welcome the holy man from the Eastend Saint Ratford

Please welcome, from Gloucestershire, Mr & Mrs Erstone and their lovely daughter, Bev.

And following them, thier close neighbours Mr & Mrs Chinhampton and thier daughter, Min.

And now please give a big hand for Mr and Mrs Mere and their daughter Hazel.

Mr & Mrs Fordonavon and their son Brad.

And now it's Mr and Mrs Bull and their son Stanley, whom no-one seems to have heard of. Who Is Stan Bull?

Please stand back for these two hippies smoking spliffs, the High Wycombes.