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Crescenters announce arrivals at a ball nominated by any player, until topics are exhausted or dying, whereupon another social function is picked and it all begins again.
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Please mix with the D'analands and their daughter, Gwen.
Just before I head for the punch, please welcome the Boles together with their daughter, Dusty.
Ooops! I'm becoming somewhat dry now - the Neenyo's and their daughter Elle have just arrived.
Urrgh. BAN 's
Oooh look, here's Audrey, and she's going to give us a talk about the research she has been doing with the help of the SUN newspaper, plotting the locations of all paedophiles in the surrounding area, and asking them all questions. Lets have a look at Audrey's Nonce Survey Map (****Coat please!****)
Please welcome the Clines in the form of Cindy ('Cin')and her aunty.
this poor neglected game. No guests to speak of at his party. poor wee soul.
I know. but I'm rubbish at puns.
Will you please welcome Mr & Mrs Tarktick and their daughter Anne
Will you also welcome from warmer climes Mr & Mrs Reef and their daughter Coral
It's Mr and Mrs Astrench, and their deep daughter, Marianne
This game is screaming in agony. I am sorry, but these geographers have just got to go. I blame it all on the Pines and their son Al Pine. Now please be upstanding for the nect round of guests , ably fronted by the De Leer family from Ireland, as their son Sean de Leer welcomes all and sundry to the "Household Items ball".
This looks more promising - the first arrivals, straight off the chara' - Ira Ningboard, Dai Ningchair, Lew Brush, Kit Chentowel and, of course Ma Tatomasher and her husband Pa . . . ..
And Ira, a rag-and-bone man, has brought along his horse, the Dray Ningboard
Please welcome that collector of old newspapers and tins it's Mr & Mrs Ikelingbox and their son Reece
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Rowe-Wave and their son Mike
Also please put your hands together for Mr & Mrs Dardlamp and their son Stan
This party's hotting up! It's the representatives of the Boiler family, lead by Gus and swiftly followed by his cousin, Ian Mersion-Heater
all the way from SARF london, its the Door family, wiv their terrible twins, Fran Door & Beck Door
Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Cupboard and their daughter Erin.
And say a big hello to Mr and Mrs Chunsink and their son Kit.
Its Mr and Mrs Hall with their sons Stuart,White,Addlington,Bredbury,Lostock,Grange,Gorse and daughter Bram
Welcome please that multicultural family all the way from Cheddar Gorge, Mr & Mrs Sgrater and their lovely daughter, Chi.
Ooh, phooey. Too long away, one feels.
All the way from the Orient its Mr&Mrs Chin with their sons Itchee and Hairee
This game needs sectioned i believe - for observation.
Welcome please (just ahead of the men in white coats) Mrs and Mrs Ing-Board and their son, the straightest guy in town, Ian Ing-board.
Look, it's Mr and Mrs Quisk and their daughter Electra ...
[Brendan] Genius! Welcome please Mr Towcester and his partner Ms Witch, and their charming son, Sam Witch-Towcester.
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Bag and their daughter Peg
Isn't that Mr and Mrs T'caseonwheels's daughter, Sue? And that's Sal Udbowl. (widey, your mum says your tea's ready)
That stir is being caused by Mr & Mrs Dblenda and their daughter Anne
Followed by distant cousins, Mr & Mrs Singbowl and their son Mick

How about a visit to the "Place Names Ball" I can see our first guests it's Mr & Mrs Yer and their daughter Libby
Oh dear, put on your woolies for its the Tarcticas again, with their icy daughter Anne Tarctica. I think I will hang out instead with Mr & Mrs Gall, and their warm and friendly son Ben Gall.
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