It's a short ball. Will you please welcome Mr & Mrs Gitude, and their son Lon....

Please mix with the D'analands and their daughter, Gwen.

Just before I head for the punch, please welcome the Boles together with their daughter, Dusty.

Ooops! I'm becoming somewhat dry now - the Neenyo's and their daughter Elle have just arrived.

Urrgh. BAN 's

Oooh look, here's Audrey, and she's going to give us a talk about the research she has been doing with the help of the SUN newspaper, plotting the locations of all paedophiles in the surrounding area, and asking them all questions. Lets have a look at Audrey's Nonce Survey Map (****Coat please!****)

Please welcome the Clines in the form of Cindy ('Cin')and her aunty.