Then welcome please Mr and Mrs Estines, and their talented yet culturally unbroadened son, the nevertheless musical Phil.

I see just arriving are Mr and Mrs Third, and their occupationally diverse sons - a Major and miner, to be precise.

Please welcome Bennettlookatthosesemiquaversinbarfifteeni'llhavetobuskit amd their son Gordon.

From Scandinavia, here are Mr & Mrs Tyfourpreludesandfugues and their son Sven.

I see just entering are Lord and Lady Musician, and their American-born son, the R. Hon. Jes.

Let's have a roll on the drums for Mr and Mrs Pani and their son Tim.

And while we are in the drumming mode please welcome the world renowned bagpipers Mr & Mrs Tom and their unimaginatively named son Tom

Please welcome, fresh from the Inferno, Dante and his ambulatory daughter Ann. (Plump) - How could you?

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Breen and their son Tam.

Pitching themselves into the fray its Mr. & Mrs. Bre and son Tim.

Prithee all be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Zaphone and their big brassy daughter Sue.

And just arriving I see Mr & Mrs Tosax and their lovely son Al.

Rather surprising that she hasn't arrived earlier, but will you nevertheless please welcome Mr & Mrs O'Lynn and their rather vintagely-monickered daughter Vi.

Oh my Gawd, it's that bloke with the twangy thing. Can't we Ban Joe?.

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Whistle and their daughter Penny

Please salute Mr & Mrs Mental-Band and their son Reggie

Who's the chap wearing the kilt? Ahh it must be Gordon the Highlander!!

Please stand for Mr & Mrs Thumb and their daughter Anne

And on that 'note', perhaps we should move on to a seasonal favourite...
The Christmas Ball
It was difficult task, but I'm please to tell you that our fixer, Ms Ivityplay, has managed to track down three wise men and a virgin. So a big thank you to our very own Nat Ivityplay.