mc5 - Will you welcome please...

Breadmaster

Here comes the cobbler, Joe Shoer, closely followed by his half-Persian namesake, Joe D'ges. What a lot of trouble those two always get up to - I rue th' day they got together.

rab

I see we have a huge crowd from the various Sipuls Groups around the country. And just joining them now all the way from Norfolk are the Diss Sipuls.

Zooological Keeper

lol

Kim

I've heard that Genesis are providing the music!

Poisoned Pigeon

It's cabaret time. We have a top grade act for you tonight, the best of the best. A thespian group called the Postles. Yes it's the Acts of the 'A' Postles!

Poisoned Pigeon

On a lighter note we have Mr & Mrs Ediction and their son Ben Ediction

CdM

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Gi and their daughter May.

plump

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Myer and their son Jerry

Software

Just over there helping the Fallen Virgin, Sam Ariton doing a good turn.

st dogmael

Oh look, sticking loosely on the theme, here are Mr and Mrs Saintsgomarchingin, and their crazy daughter, Wendy Saintsgomarchingin

Raak

And here are Mr & Mrs Iversofbabylon and their son Thor. No, he's just leaving -- bye, Thor Iversofbabylon!

st dog

Please be upstaning for the Lee-Ghosts, and their eldest son Theo Lee-Ghost

spliggo

and of course from Lancashire the Eccles Lee-Asteys

Chalky

The youngest member of the Iggle family is dawdling at the back of the queue. Will someone just prod Iggles' son?

rab

Keeping the attendance record is our faithful servant, Teronomy. Can you tell us when the next guests are due, Teronomy?

Software

Introducing Mr & Mrs See and their daughterFara.

st d

Oh god here come the Vations, with their righteous daughter Sal Vation

Raak

And here come the American representatives of the Federation of Evangenical Zoroastrians and Nestorians: the F.E.Z.N.s

Wol

[Raak] Are Evangenicals the the product of Monsanto's Welsh research programme?
I'd just like to announce the result of the annual sovereigns versus judiciary football match: Kings 2, Judges 1.