Please be upstaning for the Lee-Ghosts, and their eldest son Theo Lee-Ghost

and of course from Lancashire the Eccles Lee-Asteys

The youngest member of the Iggle family is dawdling at the back of the queue. Will someone just prod Iggles' son?

Keeping the attendance record is our faithful servant, Teronomy. Can you tell us when the next guests are due, Teronomy?

Introducing Mr & Mrs See and their daughterFara.

Oh god here come the Vations, with their righteous daughter Sal Vation

And here come the American representatives of the Federation of Evangenical Zoroastrians and Nestorians: the F.E.Z.N.s

[Raak] Are Evangenicals the the product of Monsanto's Welsh research programme?
I'd just like to announce the result of the annual sovereigns versus judiciary football match: Kings 2, Judges 1.

CRIPES, here is the Whore of Babylon, which would suggest that the Dale Ovjudgement is here, and we must change balls, as it were.....