I'm sorry I got here late, by the way, but can I just draw your attention to the hard work done by our doorman, Levi, who checks off all the guests on his list as they come in? That's right, Levi, tick us.

*feeling sure we can welcome the entire Old Testament [somehow]* Yet another miserable couple - Mrs O'Mee and her husband Ron. Her glum demeanour is due to Ron O'Mee.

And here's the Vicar, the Rev. Elation

Bzzt! Repetition!

rab] jesus wept !
Look !It's mr & mrs Imtuakros, and their only son, Neil Imtuakros.

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Lee-Hem and their daughter Beth

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Isteins and their son Phil

Can't believe he's only just arrived, it's that noble philanthropist and all-round great guy Mr Aritan. Say hello to the Good Sam Aritan

All welcome please the Bull family and their often cryptic son, Parry.

Here comes the cobbler, Joe Shoer, closely followed by his half-Persian namesake, Joe D'ges. What a lot of trouble those two always get up to - I rue th' day they got together.

I see we have a huge crowd from the various Sipuls Groups around the country. And just joining them now all the way from Norfolk are the Diss Sipuls.