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Crescenters announce arrivals at a ball nominated by any player, until topics are exhausted or dying, whereupon another social function is picked and it all begins again.
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WTF's a Vetinarian? I don't have that word in my dictionary.
Okay, I can't spell, or something. The vet's ball.
Isn't a Vetinarian a supporter of Patrician Vetinari?
Please welcome from Africa, Mr & Mrs N'Hamster and their daughter, Goldie. will that do as a taster
Obviously, Mr & Mrs Russell and their son Jack. Also Mr & Mrs Jerrygar and their son Bud.
Here's that noble detective who lost his balls : Sam Spayed
Please be upstanding for Mr & Mrs Lopbunny...and their daughter Minnie.
I can see, just coming in the door, Mr. and Mrs. Svaccination, and their son Ray B.
Will you welcome please Mr & Mrs Trated and their daughter Cass?
A big hand for Mr & Mrs Mal-Hospit, and their dead daughter, An... wait a second, is Anna Mal-Hospit alive?
Will you welcome please: Mr & Mrs Pin and their son, Terry.
Will you welcome please Mr & Mrs Hisballsinfrontofthevicaragainhesout, and their cat Felix.
Followed by the Akesurehedoesn'tsleepunderthecarwheelsagain family, and their son William
Here's the taxidermist family, Mr and Mrs Ceaseddogsinthefreezer and their lovely but chilling daughter Dee.
Prepare a fanfare! I see Mr & Mrs Spaniel, and their son, recently and astonishingly married to the Queen of Spain. Yes, welcome indeed, King Charles.
Mr and Mrs Tinggoldfish and their rather unwell-looking daughter, Flo.
And the medically-minded couple, the Tonin-Injections, and their daughter Sarah Tonin-Injection.
Hello, Sarah - Doctor in the house!
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Conda and their daughter, Anna.
Follwed by Mr & Mrs Litter and their dishevelled daughter, Kitty.
Please welcome Mr & Mr Atsbeenrunover and their distraught son Mick
Please welcome also Mr & Mrs Purredpet and their overindulgent daughter Pam
And a rousing welcome please for Mr and Mrs Wormer and their fast-working daughter Dee.
(Mr & Mrs Thedog and their son Bob?)
It hasn't been long, but I suspect there's more life in other parties.
[barbacoa] I agree. Please welcome a fresh bunch of hopefuls at the Lawyer's Ball!
Here's Mrs Ofthecourt and her husband Clark.
Please welcome Mr&Mrs Iciter and their son, Saul..
A very recent arrival: Mr and Ms Winoffee and their biblical son Noah.
Closely followed by Ms Stir and her brother Barry.
And here's Mr. Ferdamage and his wife, Sue.
Mr and Mrs Gall-Precedent, and their son, Lee.
A shady character... the Norwegian Per Jury, closely followed by the irish scribe, Stan O'Grapher
Please welcome old friends the Istrate family with their daughter Madge
Please welcome Mr& Mrs Ishery and their obscure son Jude
Mr & Mrs Fence and their daughter Dee.
There's the divorcee, Mrs Stenuatingcircumstances, who's arguing with her ex-Stenuatingcircumtances... (phew, I think I got away with that one)
From Ireland, Mr & Mrs Sion and their famous explorer son, Discovery Moe....
As well as Mr & Mrs Bailey, and their great-grandfather.
The High Society Entrants. Count Silfortheprosecution, Baron Ofanyevidence, Lady Caseinfrontofthejury, and Lord Notanotherinsanitydefence....
Here comes Mr & Mrs Amendment and their fifth child.
Closely followed by Mr & Mrs Rights and their daughter Miranda.
Well, Mr & Mrs Loco-Parentis couldn't be with us tonight, but would you please welcome their son, Ian.
Standing over there keeping order, Kurt Baliff.
And please welcome Mr & Mrs Strait and their daughter, Maggi.
Not to mention Mr & Mrs Injunction and their delightful daughter Mareva, hand in hand with Anton, the charming son of Mr & Mrs Pillar-Order.
Welcome please, Mr & Mrs Sittingforimmoralpurposes and their son Soli. (Thankyou ISIRTA)
I would also like to welcome Mr & Mrs talmightyhowmuchisthatfine and their expressive son Chris.
And up before the judge this morning is my old friend Duncan Driving, with his friend Duncan Disorderly.
Arriving all the way from Wales, the entire Davit clan, or the Taffy Davits as they're more popularly known.
There's Mr & Mrs Kingticket and their Pa
Here copmes Lady Judge with her husband, Sir Kit.
Oh look , here's Bill. I can't remember his surname, but I believe his Mothers maiden name was Trustlaw, and he's come here tonight with his Aunty Trustlaw. Also here is the Tishlaw family and their stern son, Scot Tishlaw, followed neatly by the Tration family with their fat American son, Arbie Tration - lets just hope he keeps well away from the Ternativedisputresolution family and their son Al Ternativedispouteresolution. Oh look, the Magic Circle have sent some people to entertain us, here's Clifford Chance, Herbert Smith & Lynn Klaters (a bit obscure those maybe). And last but not least, walking terribly slowly as ever, the Lubblehours family and their ever so slow son Bill Lubblehours.
And there's the honourably motivated lawyer, Fifi Fie.
And I thought they'd never arrive! Mr & Mrs Bennett-wholetJohnnieCochraninhere....and their son GORDON BENNETT-WHOLETJOHNNIECOCHRANINHERE...
Ooooooooooooh look who it is, not good enough for most of us, its the Shullin-Quireys, with their stern daughter, Judy Shullin-Quirey
Ooh, it's my friend, Courtney Ofjustice. Hi, Court!
Gentlemen, please stand aside for Miss Trial.
Oh No ! Its those oh-so-goody-goody pair, Mr & Mrs Reitsacht, with their awful son Herman Reitsacht. Oh but look, followed up by everyone's favorite, it's the Practise family, and their beautiful daughter Bess Practise. We were hoping for teh Camera family, but unfortunately they had to stay home to look after their son, Ian Camera, who isn't allowed out of his room.
There's Mr & Mrs Bailey and their Great Grandfather Old Bailey. Announcing royalty now with the Magi Strate.
Everyone please bow most graciously for the Norder family, with their beautiful daughter Laura Norder. ***reverent silence***
Looking flush over there is old Tortionate-Fees and his ex.
Here come Mr & Mrs Mee, and their daughter Sue Mee
And just behind them, I see Mr. and Mrs. Bulance-chaser, and their daughter Emma Bulance-chaser.
Has anyone seen Mr & Mrs Ographer ? There's a call from their son, Stan Ographer.
Bzzzzt! Repetition. I loved Herman Reitsacht though. Here's Mr & Mrs Ster and their younger son, Junior Barry Ster. Oh, and it looks as if the Lord Chief Justice has been reduced to buying his suits from Mr Buyrite - I can see a Woolf in cheap clothing
Repetition is a signal for deviation.
Welcome, welcome one and all to the Biblical dinner-dance reunion.
Its good to see Mr and Mrs Legrail and their long-lost son Joe!
Make way please for the Tament brothers and their mother Tess Tament. She is looking a bit old nowadays.
Be upstanding, please for Lady Onthemount and her husband, Sir Mon Onthemount.
'Ere. There's a Mr. Azark trying to get in, but there's no Azark on the guestlist!
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