Not to mention Mr & Mrs Injunction and their delightful daughter Mareva, hand in hand with Anton, the charming son of Mr & Mrs Pillar-Order.

Welcome please, Mr & Mrs Sittingforimmoralpurposes and their son Soli. (Thankyou ISIRTA)

I would also like to welcome Mr & Mrs talmightyhowmuchisthatfine and their expressive son Chris.

And up before the judge this morning is my old friend Duncan Driving, with his friend Duncan Disorderly.

Arriving all the way from Wales, the entire Davit clan, or the Taffy Davits as they're more popularly known.

There's Mr & Mrs Kingticket and their Pa

Here copmes Lady Judge with her husband, Sir Kit.

Oh look , here's Bill. I can't remember his surname, but I believe his Mothers maiden name was Trustlaw, and he's come here tonight with his Aunty Trustlaw. Also here is the Tishlaw family and their stern son, Scot Tishlaw, followed neatly by the Tration family with their fat American son, Arbie Tration - lets just hope he keeps well away from the Ternativedisputresolution family and their son Al Ternativedispouteresolution. Oh look, the Magic Circle have sent some people to entertain us, here's Clifford Chance, Herbert Smith & Lynn Klaters (a bit obscure those maybe). And last but not least, walking terribly slowly as ever, the Lubblehours family and their ever so slow son Bill Lubblehours.

And there's the honourably motivated lawyer, Fifi Fie.

And I thought they'd never arrive! Mr & Mrs Bennett-wholetJohnnieCochraninhere....and their son GORDON BENNETT-WHOLETJOHNNIECOCHRANINHERE...

Ooooooooooooh look who it is, not good enough for most of us, its the Shullin-Quireys, with their stern daughter, Judy Shullin-Quirey

Ooh, it's my friend, Courtney Ofjustice. Hi, Court!

Gentlemen, please stand aside for Miss Trial.