Here copmes Lady Judge with her husband, Sir Kit.

Oh look , here's Bill. I can't remember his surname, but I believe his Mothers maiden name was Trustlaw, and he's come here tonight with his Aunty Trustlaw. Also here is the Tishlaw family and their stern son, Scot Tishlaw, followed neatly by the Tration family with their fat American son, Arbie Tration - lets just hope he keeps well away from the Ternativedisputresolution family and their son Al Ternativedispouteresolution. Oh look, the Magic Circle have sent some people to entertain us, here's Clifford Chance, Herbert Smith & Lynn Klaters (a bit obscure those maybe). And last but not least, walking terribly slowly as ever, the Lubblehours family and their ever so slow son Bill Lubblehours.

And there's the honourably motivated lawyer, Fifi Fie.

And I thought they'd never arrive! Mr & Mrs Bennett-wholetJohnnieCochraninhere....and their son GORDON BENNETT-WHOLETJOHNNIECOCHRANINHERE...

Ooooooooooooh look who it is, not good enough for most of us, its the Shullin-Quireys, with their stern daughter, Judy Shullin-Quirey

Ooh, it's my friend, Courtney Ofjustice. Hi, Court!

Gentlemen, please stand aside for Miss Trial.

Oh No ! Its those oh-so-goody-goody pair, Mr & Mrs Reitsacht, with their awful son Herman Reitsacht. Oh but look, followed up by everyone's favorite, it's the Practise family, and their beautiful daughter Bess Practise. We were hoping for teh Camera family, but unfortunately they had to stay home to look after their son, Ian Camera, who isn't allowed out of his room.

There's Mr & Mrs Bailey and their Great Grandfather Old Bailey. Announcing royalty now with the Magi Strate.

Everyone please bow most graciously for the Norder family, with their beautiful daughter Laura Norder. ***reverent silence***

Looking flush over there is old Tortionate-Fees and his ex.

Here come Mr & Mrs Mee, and their daughter Sue Mee

And just behind them, I see Mr. and Mrs. Bulance-chaser, and their daughter Emma Bulance-chaser.

Has anyone seen Mr & Mrs Ographer ? There's a call from their son, Stan Ographer.

Bzzzzt! Repetition. I loved Herman Reitsacht though. Here's Mr & Mrs Ster and their younger son, Junior Barry Ster. Oh, and it looks as if the Lord Chief Justice has been reduced to buying his suits from Mr Buyrite - I can see a Woolf in cheap clothing

Repetition is a signal for deviation.
Welcome, welcome one and all to the Biblical dinner-dance reunion.
Its good to see Mr and Mrs Legrail and their long-lost son Joe!

Make way please for the Tament brothers and their mother Tess Tament. She is looking a bit old nowadays.

Be upstanding, please for Lady Onthemount and her husband, Sir Mon Onthemount.

'Ere. There's a Mr. Azark trying to get in, but there's no Azark on the guestlist!