Follwed by Mr & Mrs Litter and their dishevelled daughter, Kitty.

Please welcome Mr & Mr Atsbeenrunover and their distraught son Mick

Please welcome also Mr & Mrs Purredpet and their overindulgent daughter Pam

And a rousing welcome please for Mr and Mrs Wormer and their fast-working daughter Dee.

(Mr & Mrs Thedog and their son Bob?)

It hasn't been long, but I suspect there's more life in other parties.

[barbacoa] I agree. Please welcome a fresh bunch of hopefuls at the Lawyer's Ball!
Here's Mrs Ofthecourt and her husband Clark.

Please welcome Mr&Mrs Iciter and their son, Saul..

A very recent arrival: Mr and Ms Winoffee and their biblical son Noah.

Closely followed by Ms Stir and her brother Barry.

And here's Mr. Ferdamage and his wife, Sue.

Mr and Mrs Gall-Precedent, and their son, Lee.

A shady character... the Norwegian Per Jury, closely followed by the irish scribe, Stan O'Grapher

Please welcome old friends the Istrate family with their daughter Madge

Please welcome Mr& Mrs Ishery and their obscure son Jude

Mr & Mrs Fence and their daughter Dee.

There's the divorcee, Mrs Stenuatingcircumstances, who's arguing with her ex-Stenuatingcircumtances... (phew, I think I got away with that one)

From Ireland, Mr & Mrs Sion and their famous explorer son, Discovery Moe....

As well as Mr & Mrs Bailey, and their great-grandfather.

The High Society Entrants. Count Silfortheprosecution, Baron Ofanyevidence, Lady Caseinfrontofthejury, and Lord Notanotherinsanitydefence....

Here comes Mr & Mrs Amendment and their fifth child.

Closely followed by Mr & Mrs Rights and their daughter Miranda.

Well, Mr & Mrs Loco-Parentis couldn't be with us tonight, but would you please welcome their son, Ian.

Standing over there keeping order, Kurt Baliff.

And please welcome Mr & Mrs Strait and their daughter, Maggi.

Not to mention Mr & Mrs Injunction and their delightful daughter Mareva, hand in hand with Anton, the charming son of Mr & Mrs Pillar-Order.

Welcome please, Mr & Mrs Sittingforimmoralpurposes and their son Soli. (Thankyou ISIRTA)

I would also like to welcome Mr & Mrs talmightyhowmuchisthatfine and their expressive son Chris.

And up before the judge this morning is my old friend Duncan Driving, with his friend Duncan Disorderly.

Arriving all the way from Wales, the entire Davit clan, or the Taffy Davits as they're more popularly known.

There's Mr & Mrs Kingticket and their Pa

Here copmes Lady Judge with her husband, Sir Kit.

Oh look , here's Bill. I can't remember his surname, but I believe his Mothers maiden name was Trustlaw, and he's come here tonight with his Aunty Trustlaw. Also here is the Tishlaw family and their stern son, Scot Tishlaw, followed neatly by the Tration family with their fat American son, Arbie Tration - lets just hope he keeps well away from the Ternativedisputresolution family and their son Al Ternativedispouteresolution. Oh look, the Magic Circle have sent some people to entertain us, here's Clifford Chance, Herbert Smith & Lynn Klaters (a bit obscure those maybe). And last but not least, walking terribly slowly as ever, the Lubblehours family and their ever so slow son Bill Lubblehours.

And there's the honourably motivated lawyer, Fifi Fie.