mc5 - Animal-Vegetable-Mineral-Abstract: The Pants Memorial Game

The chairperson selects an object/idea/whatever and announces whether it's animal, vegetable, mineral, and/or abstract. The others have to ask questions to figure out what it is. Whomever guesses the object correctly is given the chair for the next round; repeat ad nauseam.

Kim

Man?

Brendan

[Chalky] Yes.
[Kim] Yes.

snorgle

Mrs Trellis?

Pretty legendary, I'd say. And certainly NOT fictional!

snorgle

Mr Trellis

(just noticed the sex)

Brendan

[snorgle] Nope!

Inkspot

An occasional panel member like Jeremy Hardy?

Brendan

[Inkspot] No. (Don't forget the abstract/quasi-legendary side of things; snorgle's on the right lines, but not quite there.)

Breadmaster

Sven!

Brendan

[Breadmaster] Correct! I was going to have Samantha but I decided she was a little too easy ... Your turn.

Audience

applauding widly whilst fixing Brendan's forgetfulness ...

Breadmaster

Yay!

Well, who else could it have been?

Breadmaster

Well, just for a change, let's go for something MINERAL.

Chalky

Is it man-made?

Well timed, B'meister - must be that new yeast you started using a couple of weeks back, you're certainly proving that you can rise to the challenge by using your loaf and turning out some tasty guesses ..

.. now where's that butter?