mc5 - Animal-Vegetable-Mineral-Abstract: The Pants Memorial Game

The chairperson selects an object/idea/whatever and announces whether it's animal, vegetable, mineral, and/or abstract. The others have to ask questions to figure out what it is. Whomever guesses the object correctly is given the chair for the next round; repeat ad nauseam.

Shock and surprise

Ooh! Goodness! *stands up and takes a brief bow, blushing furiously* I apologise for keeping you waiting so long, have been out doing the Christmas necessaries with the relatives. Okay, the next one is ABSTRACT.

Software

Is it to do with Christmas?

Chalky

Are you a bloke?

Raak

Is it an activity?

Zooological Keepress

[Software]Yes (clapping from audience)
[Chalky] Not last time I checked. Why?
[Raak](audience mumbling) Settling eventually on no.

Breadmaster

Is it a carol?

Chalky

Is it connected with religion?

[ZK] Well - mainly because it makes a difference to the sort of questions I would ask :-)