mc5 - Animal-Vegetable-Mineral-Abstract: The Pants Memorial Game

The chairperson selects an object/idea/whatever and announces whether it's animal, vegetable, mineral, and/or abstract. The others have to ask questions to figure out what it is. Whomever guesses the object correctly is given the chair for the next round; repeat ad nauseam.

Raak

Is it customarily eaten by some animal?

Bob the dog

Is it processed an any way?

Inkspot

[Raak]No
[Bob the dog] Yes

Riff

Is it something made of paper?

And if so, is it the recently-released fifth book in Stephen King's Dark Tower series, Wolves of the Calla?

Breadmaster

Might it be found in the average household?

Dazed5

Is a beverage made from this?

Inkspot

[Riff]No *oooo's, two claps and a murmur from the back row * what do you mean harsh.
[Breadmaster] Yes *brief clapping and a cheer from the back*
[Dazed5] Yes *more clapping and a chair from the back falls over*