mc5 - Animal-Vegetable-Mineral-Abstract: The Pants Memorial Game

[Lib] He doesn't make people laugh for a living (he's not an entertainer).
[Inkspot] No.

Is he known primarily for appearances on TV or radio?

Does he read the News?

Or would that be regarded as an entainer? hmmmmm....

swap:- entainer/entertainer

Ian Hislop?

Is he involved with production or direction?

Is he alive?

[Breadmaster] No.
[Lib] Not out loud, but he probably does read newspapers. :o)
[Inkspot] No.
[Chalky] No.
[Software] Yes.

Clue - that vague connection that I mentioned, is it staring you in the face?

Is he a normal guy who acheived some fame, or infamy?

Apologies for my repetition above. We can, therefore, conclude he is not an actor.

[Dazed5] Yes, he's a normal guy. No he's not had his 15 minutes of fame yet.

Is it YOU [+y]?

And if not, is it one of us?

Is it me?

Deep Breath

[Chalky] You are correcto!!!!!!
I was going to pick someone else, but if the questions got too personal then I know a lot about me.

* Audience applaudes Chalky's sudden insight and carries her aloft to the chair chanting her name *

*makes the sound of one hand clapping*

Wahay

Gosh - that was a surprise. Now for a *V E G E T A B L E*

Is it edible to humans?

Ruling out such things as dining room tables

Is 'a' vegetable a clue?

A carrot?

Well, a basic answer's not out of the question, surely?