mc5 - Say, why don't we do the show right here?

Having successfully zhooshed into existence pantomimes and Shakespearean plays, surely it's time for us to put on a musical. The best musicals are terse, brief affairs, based on a well known story, so rather than trying to create a full-length effort, let's instead create single scene musicals which dash through the plot at Reduced Shakespeare speed, interpolated with songs about 4 lines long.

Craig

(sounds of sawing, hammers and wall crashing down.
smoke billows from the right of stage, to reveal a grinning idiot

On daytime I made my new life from MDF
And now to pickle Carole Smilie in a jar
I am the people's chump

The Cast

*after a long silence from the orchestra, take bows and return to the dressing room for an early bath*

Projoy

A lie someone just posted has made me think there might be a game in another show-related concept, so maybe we can take a stab at that instead...

Audience

*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Projoy*

CdM

[Projoy] I would have tried to join in, but I know nothing about the show...