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Say, why don't we do the show right here?
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Having successfully zhooshed into existence pantomimes and Shakespearean plays, surely it's time for us to put on a musical. The best musicals are terse, brief affairs, based on a well known story, so rather than trying to create a full-length effort, let's instead create single scene musicals which dash through the plot at Reduced Shakespeare speed, interpolated with songs about 4 lines long.
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Well that's what you say, my darling
How about the viewers' votes?

 

Oh my God, my rating's fallen!
Blew your trumpet, burned your boats!
Out! Out! Out! Out! OUT!
(sounds of sawing, hammers and wall crashing down.
smoke billows from the right of stage, to reveal a grinning idiot

On daytime I made my new life from MDF
And now to pickle Carole Smilie in a jar
I am the people's chump

*after a long silence from the orchestra, take bows and return to the dressing room for an early bath*
A lie someone just posted has made me think there might be a game in another show-related concept, so maybe we can take a stab at that instead...
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