The Classic Celebration Game on Moving to a New Home. Supply a (rubbish) product name, and find out what the product is. With thanks to the people who close my office door.
Do your car bumpers keep on getting scuffed and bent when parking in cramped spaces? Are you afraid to ram the idiot in front of you in case you mess up their finish? Then you need BumperWrap bumper defenders. These easily-fitted accessories provide an extra six solid inches of rigid foam protection. You can drive with confidence that your car will shrug off all minor knocks and scrapes, and you can simply pop them off and stow them in the boot when you need to impress a date with your car's pristine condition. You'd use a knuckleduster to hit someone in the jaw: doesn't your car deserve the same?
I'll take the Blue Hydrocrete as I am tired of carrying around tubes of glue that get my pockets all sticky. Not any more thanks to Blue HydrocreteTM. It's a solid inert lump until you just add water. Then it magically turns into the stickiest substance on earth, so strong it can hold shelves to walls, rail carriages together and even has a number of uses in emergency medical procedures. Comes in various shades from cool azure to harsh cobalt.
This seems to be drawing a little inspiration from the Innovations Catalogue (RIP).
However, I'll leave the Black Titanium XT at home if that's ok. Can anyone explain?
For those of you who have not been educated in magic, it is a form of jet, usually attached to a sore part of the body (and particularly sought after by ladies with large, err, accoutrements) which vibrates at 4.77MHz.
Now (Yes, I realise this is early days) my new home has a brand new/refurbished/rebuilt-after-the-fire kitchen, but the man said I had to use a pantechnicon. What is it?