Much in demand during hot weather, the Deluxe Areofizz(TM) fair races out of the shops when the temperature rizes. Not just an ordinary room fan, the Deluxe Areofizz(TM) has the ability to follow a user about the room, directing hundreds of tiny pockets of supercooled air, cushioned in a blast of ambient air, giving the sensation of a chilly tickle. This extraordinary function is facilitated by the wearing of the Deluxe Areofizz Transponderisator, a small gadget fastening discreetly onto the body by use of an abseiling harness, inflatable vest, all-terrain boots and protective helmet. With such ease of use, no wonder the Deluxe AreoFizz(TM) is the number-one for cooling down!

Oops, better ask a question too...I've yet to see anything about the use of BumperWrap - can anyone enlighten me?

Do your car bumpers keep on getting scuffed and bent when parking in cramped spaces? Are you afraid to ram the idiot in front of you in case you mess up their finish? Then you need BumperWrap bumper defenders. These easily-fitted accessories provide an extra six solid inches of rigid foam protection. You can drive with confidence that your car will shrug off all minor knocks and scrapes, and you can simply pop them off and stow them in the boot when you need to impress a date with your car's pristine condition. You'd use a knuckleduster to hit someone in the jaw: doesn't your car deserve the same?

What would I do with a Black Titanium XT?

What do they use Blue Hydrocrete for?

Oops, I only meant to put in one of those. Answer whichever you like.

I'll take the Blue Hydrocrete as I am tired of carrying around tubes of glue that get my pockets all sticky. Not any more thanks to Blue Hydrocrete^TM. It's a solid inert lump until you just add water. Then it magically turns into the stickiest substance on earth, so strong it can hold shelves to walls, rail carriages together and even has a number of uses in emergency medical procedures. Comes in various shades from cool azure to harsh cobalt.

This seems to be drawing a little inspiration from the Innovations Catalogue (RIP).

However, I'll leave the Black Titanium XT at home if that's ok. Can anyone explain?