The Classic Celebration Game on Moving to a New Home. Supply a (rubbish) product name, and find out what the product is. With thanks to the people who close my office door.
I think there was one on display at the recent Erotica 2003 exhibition. It's a combination of "massage device" and bondage bench. ("Because I'm a well-informed kinda guy, that's why.")
Have these games all been running so long that everyone who's joined in the last year has never seen one terminated? <b>Mornington Crescent</b>, that's the way to do it!